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Cocaine Demotivational Poster

COCAINE - I hate it, I just love the way it smells

WHERE WERE YOU - when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?

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hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?

COCAINE - need a snort

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Dave the Mac - April 28, 2009, 11:50 am
It is... i can smell it from here
Porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:45 pm
That's not real coke
rick james - August 29, 2008, 3:20 am
cocaine is a hell of a drug!

THE FIRST STEP - is admitting you have a drug problem


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BLZ - November 15, 2011, 3:22 am
My mind is warped man, finding pics is the hardest thing to do. I feel obligated to make as many NEW and funny posters as possible, since we have seen the old stuff 100 times!
440wakeup - November 14, 2011, 3:06 pm
I've seen what they do when they get into a RUM VATT.....run run like your life depends on it! because it doese

COFFEE - So they need the cocaine to pick the beans faster?? No problemo!!

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pharaoh15 - March 16, 2012, 1:28 am
had to show it love because of it's convienient placement...below lines of coke.
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:13 am
Eh... 2L... with love.

COCAINE - You don't know what it will do to you

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72 COCAINE CAPSULES IN THE GI TRACT - Dude, that's gotta hurt.

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gas - September 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
according to the news, "Police were alerted after authorities noticed his nervous behavior". I wonder what made him more nervous, the possibility of beeing catched or the sensation to be carrying a bomb in the stomach
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 1:17 am
How do you catch someone smuggling drugs that way? Is it because they look sick and that arouses suspicion? What if someone doesn't swallow enough to make themselves obvious ill?

OMG - it's dr. rockso

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Slappy - February 19, 2009, 4:39 pm
He dose cocaine
Töm - December 13, 2008, 12:04 am
KKKKKKKKKYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!! This one was banned from music television, because you could see my junk, through my jumpsuit.

COCAINE - Now sold in limited edition Hello Kitty packaging!

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:12 am
Hey, in these tough times, some niche markets hafta spread out! Good strategy!

UNTOLD TRUTH - Kids love it to

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.

COLUMBIAN MARCHING POWDER - Making things move on since 1855

COCAINE PAPERS - The original Gonzo Journalism.

COCAINE - Finally! They put it in a can.

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CloudchaserS - September 25, 2013, 3:20 am
Would I be correct in thinking that they're doing it because they think kids will try to sell it as cocaine?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 8:16 pm
And they might want to sample it. That's when those things get nasty. You've seen movies; True Romance. Wrong thing said at the wrong time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2013, 6:39 pm
that's correct. If you sell a tiny flap of sugar when the buyer expects cocaine, you're charged with selling cocaine...Happened to a guy I went to school with. It was hilarious, he was a douche bag.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 5:20 pm
I was told in Ontario and probably the rest of Canada you are charged with what you represent selling. And you're probably correct that they won't hand over the cash until they have evidence of you representing it as cocaine. But you might get lucky.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 3:53 pm

Curly~~that's called 'sales in lieu of', and trust me, it's very unlikely that any cop is going to pass over buy money until he/she has enough on tape to make it clear the seller is selling dope~~whether it turns out to be bogus or not.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
I always wondered what would happen if you sold flower to cops trying to set up a sting. So long as you never call it cocaine you should be fine.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2013, 11:41 am
Who and where? I goodsearched, but couldn't find anything.


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